I want to live in a city, just for a short period of time, and go out for coffee frequently.
Maybe I’ll live in Chicago for grad school.
I think I’m gonna get out of bed and go to Walmart to buy a book because I can’t sleep.
I got up and went to the bathroom to pee. Everything was normal.
Until I realized that I pulled down my pants, but not my underwear, and I was peeing through them….. wtf